Ew.

So I'm watching the Republican National Convention...  and trying to stomach back projectile vomiting every couple of minutes.  I only caught the last few paragraphs of Romney's speech, but that was more than enough to learn that it was simply a bash-the-liberals rant, more so than pumping up support for McCain and Palin.  

After Romney, up came Huckabee.  Oh, Huckabee.  This guy comes up sputtering up about how his hometown heroes were jesus, Elvis, and FDR, oh but wait, not necessarily in that order.  Next up was a stab at the liberals, whining about how they are open to the idea of widening the definition of marriage, and then informing everyone that the Republican party believes fetuses are capable of voting McCain and thus should not be terminated once conceived.  Fuckabee, you might want to check your facts next time you get verbal diarrhea at the podium.  You falsely claimed A) Abraham Lincoln founded the Republican Party, and B), that Palin received more votes when running for governor in AK than Biden received during his presidential campaign.  Learn some basic math buddy.  Biden won Florida and California, and the combined votes of those two states easily doubles the number of votes received during all of her campaigns for governor.  How's that for inexperienced?  Oh, and she also hunts moose.  Thanks Huck, I would have hated to forget that when I head to my polling district.

Oh boy, here comes Rudy.  I'll be back with my thoughts on Palin's speech.  What? Rudy has us chanting USA?  Damn, I must be following the wrong election.