I'm a Pah-rahnah. I live in tha Ama-zahn. (chomps teeth). So I'm headed to the world's largest aquarium tomorrow. I'm super excited. Yeah yeah, I'm one of those dorks that gets off on zoos and aquariums and museums... whatever. Hopefully I wont get shot on the way there or walking around... it is Atlanta ya know, which ranks up there with B*ham in terms of where to get knocked up while catching an STD and buying cocaine, all while getting shot and mugged at the same time.
Hokay, so maybe I exaggerated just a tad... I'm sure we'll be fine, and you can expect tons of pics of Pah-rahnahs (chomp)... fishie? FISHIE! FISHIE FISHIE FISHIE! (Lots of shaking).
And Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE AIND!
Monday, March 10, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
On returning to the blog...
After the long hiatus, I deemed it fit to return with a good, old-fashioned stereotype for you all to enjoy. Those of you living in the west or in certain northern areas may fail to find humor in this, but for the most part, I feel as though everyone will be laughing in one of those "funny because its true" sort of ways.
On a different note, has anyone been following the election results? Hillary winning OH and TX? WTF?! Someone tell me that isn't a terrifying thought. She's like, um, I don't even know... something vastly unpleasant I suppose. Ever been someone lost in a three-way conversation where the contributions from the other two continually went over your head? Now, substitute Jon Stewart and the viewers for the two more intellectual of the three, and who is left to fill the role of the dazed and confused? Hillary. For someone so desperate for publicity and support, you would think she might try and get an interview with someone a little less likely to, oh I dunno, make her look even more like hopeless idiot than she already does. I counted at least five different instances in which he played her right into trashing herself without even knowing it.... but oh well, her loss.
More to come in the next few days, as well as posts more regularly.
On a different note, has anyone been following the election results? Hillary winning OH and TX? WTF?! Someone tell me that isn't a terrifying thought. She's like, um, I don't even know... something vastly unpleasant I suppose. Ever been someone lost in a three-way conversation where the contributions from the other two continually went over your head? Now, substitute Jon Stewart and the viewers for the two more intellectual of the three, and who is left to fill the role of the dazed and confused? Hillary. For someone so desperate for publicity and support, you would think she might try and get an interview with someone a little less likely to, oh I dunno, make her look even more like hopeless idiot than she already does. I counted at least five different instances in which he played her right into trashing herself without even knowing it.... but oh well, her loss.
More to come in the next few days, as well as posts more regularly.
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