Or intelligent design, as some like to call it. I prefer bible school fantasies, but that's just me. Don't get me wrong, this is a very touchy subject for some people (touchy-feely if you happen to be a catholic priest). Worse still, if you happen to come across this topic with Baptist, it goes from touchy-feely to "hold still fucker, I'm gonna beat you until you accept that god made you!" Oops. I forgot to capitalize god. Guess I'm going to hell! Its ok though. Satan-side, excuse me, state-side, tends to be fairly peaceful in terms of religious psychotics, sans Michael Venyah. For those of you in college who have been lucky enough to avoid the "Screaming Evangelist", here's a vid of him on the MSU campus last year:
Silly little bible thumper. I was lucky enough to be called a fornicator! Oh if he only knew... and the sticking from behind? What's wrong with that? I mean uh, oops, was thinking out loud. Hehehe. But alas, when taking this man and other things such as Miss Teen USA Pageants (what's a map?), NFL players, lemmings, and PT Cruisers, one fact becomes painfully obvious:
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